Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Other things

By Request

Things that are right:

Eating less than an entire pie in one sitting.
Not laughing out loud when people fall down.
Signalling a lane change.
Admitting that you have a problem.
Wearing your seatbelt.
Shaving unsightly body hair.
Waiting your turn in line.
Paying your bills on time.
Wearing deodorant.
Saying no to telemarketers twice before hanging up on them.
Deleting chain emails.
Not laughing at inappropriate jokes.
Wearing shoes that are the same color as your belt. (Apparently.)
Refusing the option to supersize your value meal.
Keeping your tires properly inflated.
Excusing yourself after belching.
Turning off the lights when you leave a room.
Updating your blog regularly. (Debatable.)

3 comments:

Shannon said...

I like this list. I would add that blogging more often is definitely right.

Linda G. Paulsen said...

I would add:
Calling your mother, regularly
Spending enough time with your kids
Telling your spouse you love her/him
saying your prayers

Jacob S. Paulsen said...

Reading JES safety tips and forwarding them to friends and family is definitely right.