I was recently called out for failing to post more often. I was quick to point out that the title of this blog indicates that my failing to post is to be expected. However, the guilt trip worked, so here I am.
Things that are wrong:
Throwing rocks at squirrels.
Laughing at children when they make mistakes.
Trying to hit bicyclists with your car.
Giving tricks instead of treats.
Making fun of vegetarians and hippies.
Passing gas on crowded elevators.
Laughing at people who are self-conscious.
Throwing stuff at nerds.
Making rude noises in Movie Theaters.
Stealing presents at wedding receptions.
Never signalling the direction that you intend to turn.
Kicking small animals over high fences.
Stealing lunchboxes from children.
Can anyone else think of other things that are wrong?
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4 comments:
I hear stealing candy from a baby is wrong, but if they're asleep I've been known to nibble a bit.
It's not like they will miss it.
Isn't it interesting that most of your list has to do with noises that shouldn't be made and mean treatment of the innocent. So, I'd add that it's wrong to say "no" to your mother and to tie cans to a dog's tail, pull off a spider's legs or shout "fire" at a senior citizen's center during lunch.a
your next post should be about things that are right.
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