Good ole' Chuck

My favorite 15 Chuck Norris Facts:

1. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.


2. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

3. Chuck Norris puts the laughter in Manslaughter.


4. On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.


5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


6. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting involves the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.


7. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.


8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


9. Death once had a Near-Chuck experience.


10. Chuck Norris keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. No one ever asks Chuck Norris for his ID.


11. Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.


12. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


13. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.


14. A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.


15. Chuck Norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with Ancestry. The man ate a jeep.